Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Shut the f*** up





# I want to become a VJ and Roadies can get me there.
# I’m very diplomatic, I can survive anything on Roadies.
# I’m a convict and I’m looking for a way to run out of this country.
# I’m gay and I have the hots for Raghu.
# I want to make my village famous.
# I won’t strip. I won’t sing. I won’t speak foul language. I won’t, I won’t, I
won’t.

# Do you think I need more make-up before you start rolling?
# I think sex is good for the soul.
# My shrink told me that I have to do bold things.
# I bunked my boring history class, thought I’ll have some fun here.
# I’m too cool for the other reality shows.
# I always wanted to steal peanuts from an international airplane.
# Babes in Australia wear bikinis, please select me I want to date such
women.
# I heard in Australia beer comes free. Cheers.
# I think my biceps will be an asset to this show.
# My mother’s uncle’s neighbour’s daughter-in-laws’s swimming coach
knows the MLA.
# Everybody loves me.
# I want money for my nose job.
# If Ashu can win, then this is cake walk for me.
# I didn’t make it into Bollywood so Roadies is my second option.
# My parents told me not to come. I’m a total rebel.
# Ummmmm….sorry I’m nervous.
# I don’t want to tell you my secrets.
# America should rule the world.
# Nikhil looks gay.
# I have a crush on Raghu, so I’m here.
# Pick me I will increase your TRP.
# I was just passing by and saw this huge crowd outside, I’m curious.
# I thought I’m auditioning for Indian Idol.
# I’m a chu%*@
# Mujhe paisa chahiye.
# I’ve never been to Australia.
# I only get along with myself.
# This is my only chance to meet hot women.
# It is my dream to be a Roadie.
# I hate to lose.
# I’m a roadie.
# My parents think I’m a brain child.
# I love adventure.
# I have never stepped outside my lane.
# I love bikes.
# I like to make friends.
# I want to be famous.
# I have a great personality.
# India sucks.

EX ROADIES



Roadie Rannvijay Singh - Season 1
Winner of Roadies 1.0, this Delhi ka bandha is the host of MTV Hero Honda Roadies, Vodafone MTV Splitsvilla, among other shows. He just shot for his Bollywood debut film – TOSS and signed up for Vipul Shah’s next – London Dreams, starring Salman Khan and Ajay Devgan.

Roadie Bani - Season 4
Roadies 4 finalist and now an MTV VJ, Bani is the host of Pepsi & MTV Wassup and MTV On the Job. She made her Bollywood debut with Himmesh in Aap ka Surroor. Bani’s appalling tattoos and bold attitude got her campaigning for Reebok.


Roadie Shambhvi - Season 5
This petite Roadie is now on her way to stardom. She is already shooting for Suneil Shetty’s next film under Popcorn Entertainment – The Little Godfather. This white beauty has been recently roped in a South Indian flick, now that’s a contrast we’re waiting to see.


Roadie Shubhi - Season 3
This Roadie scored a goal in Chak de India with her Bollywood debut as Gunjan with King Khan as her coach.


Roadie Anmol - Season 5
Her attitude in Roadies 5.0 got her a role in Ekta Kapoor’s serial Kuchh Is Tara.




Roadie Ayushman - Season 2
Now an MTV VJ, he is hearing what the youngistans have to say on Pepsi and MTV Wassup.



Roadie Aashu - Season 5
This village boy has ruled the hearts of many with his attitude. Winner of Roadies 5.0, he is now one of the 14 participants of Bigg Boss Season 2.


Need 4 Speed

☺NEED FOR SPEED ☺

In the digital era, life continues to move at breakneck speed. Here are the world’s fastest specimens.

1.FASTEST MAN
Usain Bolt (Jamaica)


Top Speed
100m in 9.72 sec

2.FASTEST PLANE
SR-71 Blackbird

Top Speed
3,529 kmph


3.FASTEST COMPUTER
Roadrunner

Top Speed
1,000 trillion calculations per second

4.FASTEST TRAIN
TGV (France)

Top Speed
515 kmph

5.FASTEST MOBIKE
Suzuki-Hayabusa


Top Speed
305 kmph

6.FASTEST SNAKE
Black Mamna

Top Speed
16-19 kmph


7.FASTEST BIRD
Perigrine falcon

Top Speed
200 kmph (can reach 270 kmph in drive)


8.FASTEST CAR
SSC Ultimate Aero TT


Top Speed
412 kmph


9.FASTEST REPTILE
Spiny-tailed iguana

Top Speed
35 kmph


10.FASTEST ANIMAL
Cheetah
Top Speed
115km

Five point someone

five point someone
What not to do at IIT!


About da buk●○●

Five Point Someone tells the story of three IIT students who refuse to make that trade-off, choosing instead to study less and play more. Hari, Alok and Ryan sleep, stumble and cheat their way through Manufacturing Processes and Applied Mechanics to leave room for bigger priorities: vodka, weed and Pink Floyd. Throw in a love affair with a professor's daughter, and you've got every Indian teen's dream. "It's amazing how happy one can be," realizes narrator Hari, "with low expectations of one's self."

About da autor●○●


Chetan Bhagat graduated from IIT Delhi in 1995. Post IIT he did an MBA from IIM-A from where he graduated in 1997. He currently lives in Hong Kong & works in a prominent US investment bank. Apart from writing, the author has keen interest in yoga. You can find more about him at http://www.chetanbhagat.com/ or emai him at info@chetanbhagat.com


Other buks from da author●○●

1.One night @ the call center


2.The three mistakes of my life

Bboying

BBOYING MOVES


1990- A spinning one-handed handstand.



Cricket: A float that involves hopping around in a circular motion while in the handglide position.






Headspin: A spin on the head.




Airchair: A type of freeze in which the breaker stabs their elbow into their back and balances on it while keeping their legs in the air.



Piked Airflare: Airflare with the legs straight together, instead of V-shape.



Baby Freeze: A basic freeze in which one hand is stabbed and the head and opposite hand are used for balance in a tripod position. While both legs are held in the air commonly with the opposite leg's knee of the balancing arm is placed on the balancing arm.



Freeze





Flare: A widely recognized power move that involves swinging the legs around in a circular motion while balancing on the hands




Elbow Freeze: Breaker using one of his or her arm and elbow support the position.




Back Spin: A spin on the back.




Turtle: A float that involves stabbing both hands and walking in a circular motion.




Handglide/Handspin: A type of spin performed while balanced in a one-handed float position.



The head stand is a pose that is an inversion posture of standing head up.



Windmill/Mill: power move in which the breaker rotates on the upper body while swinging their legs.

And Finally me doing head stand, but I was injured after doing it!!!:-(