Showing posts with label Roadies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Roadies. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Shut the f*** up





# I want to become a VJ and Roadies can get me there.
# I’m very diplomatic, I can survive anything on Roadies.
# I’m a convict and I’m looking for a way to run out of this country.
# I’m gay and I have the hots for Raghu.
# I want to make my village famous.
# I won’t strip. I won’t sing. I won’t speak foul language. I won’t, I won’t, I
won’t.

# Do you think I need more make-up before you start rolling?
# I think sex is good for the soul.
# My shrink told me that I have to do bold things.
# I bunked my boring history class, thought I’ll have some fun here.
# I’m too cool for the other reality shows.
# I always wanted to steal peanuts from an international airplane.
# Babes in Australia wear bikinis, please select me I want to date such
women.
# I heard in Australia beer comes free. Cheers.
# I think my biceps will be an asset to this show.
# My mother’s uncle’s neighbour’s daughter-in-laws’s swimming coach
knows the MLA.
# Everybody loves me.
# I want money for my nose job.
# If Ashu can win, then this is cake walk for me.
# I didn’t make it into Bollywood so Roadies is my second option.
# My parents told me not to come. I’m a total rebel.
# Ummmmm….sorry I’m nervous.
# I don’t want to tell you my secrets.
# America should rule the world.
# Nikhil looks gay.
# I have a crush on Raghu, so I’m here.
# Pick me I will increase your TRP.
# I was just passing by and saw this huge crowd outside, I’m curious.
# I thought I’m auditioning for Indian Idol.
# I’m a chu%*@
# Mujhe paisa chahiye.
# I’ve never been to Australia.
# I only get along with myself.
# This is my only chance to meet hot women.
# It is my dream to be a Roadie.
# I hate to lose.
# I’m a roadie.
# My parents think I’m a brain child.
# I love adventure.
# I have never stepped outside my lane.
# I love bikes.
# I like to make friends.
# I want to be famous.
# I have a great personality.
# India sucks.

EX ROADIES



Roadie Rannvijay Singh - Season 1
Winner of Roadies 1.0, this Delhi ka bandha is the host of MTV Hero Honda Roadies, Vodafone MTV Splitsvilla, among other shows. He just shot for his Bollywood debut film – TOSS and signed up for Vipul Shah’s next – London Dreams, starring Salman Khan and Ajay Devgan.

Roadie Bani - Season 4
Roadies 4 finalist and now an MTV VJ, Bani is the host of Pepsi & MTV Wassup and MTV On the Job. She made her Bollywood debut with Himmesh in Aap ka Surroor. Bani’s appalling tattoos and bold attitude got her campaigning for Reebok.


Roadie Shambhvi - Season 5
This petite Roadie is now on her way to stardom. She is already shooting for Suneil Shetty’s next film under Popcorn Entertainment – The Little Godfather. This white beauty has been recently roped in a South Indian flick, now that’s a contrast we’re waiting to see.


Roadie Shubhi - Season 3
This Roadie scored a goal in Chak de India with her Bollywood debut as Gunjan with King Khan as her coach.


Roadie Anmol - Season 5
Her attitude in Roadies 5.0 got her a role in Ekta Kapoor’s serial Kuchh Is Tara.




Roadie Ayushman - Season 2
Now an MTV VJ, he is hearing what the youngistans have to say on Pepsi and MTV Wassup.



Roadie Aashu - Season 5
This village boy has ruled the hearts of many with his attitude. Winner of Roadies 5.0, he is now one of the 14 participants of Bigg Boss Season 2.